Too much info on the cell phone

So after my workout tonight (which I think I worked out so hard I lost 5 pounds in one night...okay maybe 3 pounds) I rode the bus home. Now this bus ride is about 45 minutes and it's kind of nice to sit there and relax, read a book, play games on my phone, etc. Tonight a young woman (in her early 20s) sat behind me on the bus talking on her cell phone. I have learned her whole life story as she talked with her mom, her sister, Shirley, her soon to be ex-roommate, and her boyfriend, Sean.

On the phone with mom - whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, whine, can I have a hundred dollars, whine, whine, whine some more - I don't understand why you help out Shirley more than me, it's just blatant that you love her more than you love me, I have tried so hard and you won't even help me out when I need it...whine, whine...whine some more...

On the phone with her sister Shirley - I don't understand why you are such a bitch to me. You should be happy for me that I've found a guy that loves me and wants to take care of me. I don't care if he doesn't have a managers job, he's better than your lowlife husband, at least my Sean is cute. Bitch. Oh by the way, did you want me to watch gabriel this weekend (I am assuming Gabriel is her nephew)? Okay, I will see you on Saturday...don't call me that, you are such a jerkette.

On the phone with her soon to be ex-roommate - oh my god I'm going to miss you so much, are you mad at me for moving out? Please don't be mad at me, are you sure? Are you positive? I feel so bad that I'm leaving you, we have to get together for dinner before I leave...promise, promise? promise? Are you sure you are not mad at me? Do you really hate me? Oh, the house is so cool, the contractor is installing the pole in the bedroom, can you believe it? Oh my gawd it's going to be so sexy to have a stripper pole in the bedroom, I can't wait to use it - so you are sure you aren't mad at me? etc etc

On the phone with boyfriend - oh sean, oh my god sean, you are such a bad boy. I talked to my roommate on the phone, oh my god she is such a bitch, I hate her, I can't wait to move. I know every time you come over there she is flirting with you, god I hate her, she is such a bitch. I can't wait to move in with you, we are going to go at it every single night...oh sean, oh sean, you are so badddddd...

Okay, so that is what I and most of the bus heard on the way home tonight because she was talking like she was deaf. Did I need to hear all of that??? Yes, it was very entertaining and made the time go by fast, but come on people...why would you want the world to know you are a whiney brat that has a stripper pole??? Anyway, I just thought I would share.